Monthly Gift

As women, we have been blessed to get a wonderful present every month. If yer an idiot then you don't know what I'm talking about. Okay i will just say it, the yer PERIOD. The thing that ruins yer favorite pair of panties, the thing that makes you feel like death would be better at the moment. I hate it, there is nothing that i like about having a monthly period, shoving a tampon into my vag isn't my idea of a good time. Yea i know that was graphic so if I offend you, i don't give a damn.

The only thing that helps my cramps is eating insane amounts of sweet shit, that makes my AZZ swell . I prefer to eat ice cream ,and then cake. The feeling i get is magnificent. The sudden cramps that come at any random moment can be potentially embarrassing. Those sudden cramps feel like what i think a contraction would feel like; most of the time i will scream or moan in pain. The moaning always seems to sound like an orgasm and they guys are like whoa!!!, their eyes are curious and they want to know more. No buy, you dont want to know that my stomach is so hot that i can fry an egg on it, and i'm having extreme pain, is that SEXY?

When i was younger, i was always nervous that i would have an accident, in class. It happened once or twice but no one every saw because i was smart, and wore dark colors and always had a jacket one. One time in the 6th grade this girl had on a tight pleather , and she had an accident. She claimed she cut her leg, but all the girls knew that she was on her period and it just bleed down. Every girls has asked this question to her homegirl, do i have anything on my but? once you make it out of middle school you should be out of the accident stage, if not you got some real problemz.
Ive had this wonderful gift for about eleven years ( i was in da 3rd grade when i got it) and i can usually tell when its coming, and how intense it will be. Its something i will have for about another 25 to 30 years, so i better stop bitching and get a bottle of pamprin and a huge piece of cake.
Until Next Time ( I will post pics soon, google is pissing me off being annoying and shit right now)
XOXOXO Rawwr