Friday, March 25, 2011

MADONNNNNNNA!

I'm bored right now , so I'm listening to madonna and this is a gorgeous photo

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Cause I Love Ya Baby



whatever happened to the music of the good ole days? today i just began listening to so much good shit like lenny williams, Teena Marie, Rick James, Marvin Gaye,Minne Riperton, to name a few. I'm having a hard time figuring out how we got to musicians like soulja boy and miley Cyrus(wtf world we are dumb)    
Gorgeous Teena Marie, THE SOULFUL WHITE GIRL, no she was more than that, i think she really was just being herself
This is vintage Rick James right here, with some naked chick, I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!



these artists were musicians, and it didn't matter about how hot or good looking they were because they had talent.  This music is decades old but its still relevant in our society. Now i understand what my granny says, about the music of the past.   
 
AHHHH Marvin Gaye, really what needs to be said



A wONDERFUL SINGER, also is the mama of  actress maya rudoplh

i just cant stop listening and i wont, oh btw at any party that my friends or i throw you can bet yer azz that these songs will be on FULL BLAST, ANYONE WHO HAS A PROBLEM CAN LEAVE


Cause I love Ya BABY! OOOOOOOOOH

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Straight Creepin!

I'm in college, so i go to a few parties and I've noticed a trend. Usually girlzzz are getting trashed and there is that one guy who is lurking and cant wait to pounce. Usually he is unattractive, and wears tight baby t-shirts. This is his only chance to even get a semi attractive lady, so he gives it his all. It starts by his hand touching yer waist by "MISTAKE", AND THEN THE ACCIDENTAL HUG!.


OK i don't mean any harm, but please stop creepin on my friends who are drunk, its annoying and they don't even realize its happening. So i have to play they bad guy and tell you to GTFO OR ELSE.  It's really creepy,i mean are you that much of a lossssa that you cant get the most desperate bottom bitccch to try and spit game to?


If you could see this guy, then you would know what i'm talking about. Ok so when i firat met him, i thought he was gay. Next he drops a bomb on me saying that he has a GF! You have a GF but yer creepin hard, and you look like a gutta rat trying to find chezzze. I guess watch out for yer local creeper guy, he is out and ready to mingle with you and yer drunk friends
Until Next Time
XOXOXO Rawwr!

Monday, March 21, 2011

I like it like dat; she workin dat backkkkk

If you don't know who Juvyyy Da Great  is yer a losssaaa; and should jump off a balcony. I kid, no but really i loved him since i was ten. My mama used to listen to rap and other shit when i was growing up and i fell in love with all things cash money millionaires. This is just chill music to get you in a good mood; i swear everything put out after 2007 was shit compared to classic chillin "ain't nothing but a gangsta party" type music

One day i will have a house party, and all of these songs will be playing; so if yer a friend, or associate roll on through and show some love. Don't hold yer breathe though i gotta finish college first, and i will probs be in CA!
This song is the shittttt; nothing more to say
Mama got azzz, is a classic in my book. When i have a little baby whore, we will dance to this.
This song was the first time most of the wrold heard " BLING BLING"; it features a little baby weezy.
Ummm this goea all to all the PROJECT BITCHZZZZZZ IN AMERICA AND BEYOND .
"AINT NOTHING BUT A GANGSTA PARTY"

Tupac, so fine, i swear all the sexy one die young.

Well Until Next Time
XOXOXO Rawwr !

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The Art Of The Female Mustache

Well, this week hasn't been the easiest for me, a lot of shit has happened but I'm grateful for all of it. Well, i got called out on fb, for having a mustache, and i wasn't upset but it made me laugh and brought back lots of memories of childish teasing that went on in middle school. I can't even be mad, then my creative juices began to flow, so when in doubt blog about it .

I believe that every woman has one, whether or not it is visible or not, so why do we call each other out on it? I'm not perfect, I've for sure been like eww did you see her upper lip. I'm not immune, and i do have feelings and it doesn't feel good to have it pointed out. You can shave it, wax it, or thread it,or use creams like nair. I've done the creams and shaving, now that i have a facial piercing it does attract a lot more attention to my upper lip lol, but I'm learning to not sweat the small stuff and embrace that flaw. Yes, i do have a female mustache, some of the time, SO WHAT !!!!. No one is perfect, and it's just a flaw out of many other one's that i have and other people have.

Cool things about having a little extra peach fuzz on your face; my upper lip is never cold, when i get bored in class i can play with my hair( ewww lol)it's mysterious because sometimes, its there and other times it's gone. My goal is to try and grow it out and look as manly as possible; actually I'm kidding. I have more important things to worry about in my life , than my upper lip hair, if i see it and i wanna shave it then i will, if not i will keep on moving and still be a diva WITH OR WITHOUT A MUSTACHE.
UNTIL NEXT TIME
XOXOXO RAWWR

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Vagina's Por Vida!!!!

Ok, if yer a perv and only clicked on this because you thought there was a chance you could see a snatch , yer a loser lol. I recently saw the Vagina Monologues and i cant honestly say it was really good. I was so impressed with the shear openness of the actresses on stage, kudos to those sassy boss bitches. Well, i was a little inspired and i wanted to try and write my own; so here goes nothing.

My lady part, that mama told me not to let any boy touch; the thing that brings me pain once a month, and makes me feel dirty. My vag, ladies we hold immense power in our panties; the power to make a man or woman stop in their tracks because of whats between our legs. I like slang terms like snatch, twat, Venus fly trap, pussy and puunanny. Her name would ooze sexy appeal so her name is  AnnaBelle, she's not a hoe and is definitely hard to impress. But like every girl, belle sometimes has hoe tendencies, but then her brain kicks in. You see yer vag, is like a best friend who wont lie to you. She can't fake it, if it's lame, She's gonna make it known. Just like we do with our selves; yer lady part needs to be groomed and cared for , if not you run the risk of having a wild jungle between yer legs. Hopefully one day AnneBelle can meet a nice boy who she can say ; PUT YER HANDS IN BETWEEN MY THIGHS; AnnaBelle has been with me in my darkest hour, always there to remind me of just how special and powerful i am. I'M A WOMAN, SO THAT is better than BEING A STINKY BOY.

Hope you guys liked that, if not yer a lame and should probably not ever read my shit again. When you have downtown, or boredom kicks in write yer own Vagina Monologue; Yer vagina is special, i mean there are songs just dedicated to it !!!! Vagina, Is a way better word than penis, it sounds like a disease.

Until Next Time
XOXOXO Rawwr

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Meth!!!!!!

If you live in the south, then you know all about the meth epidemic that is currently going on. I always thought that meth was extremely gross and dirty. I can't understand why people would want to do that; i mean if i was gonna do drugs it would be cocaine lol. It's the party, glamorous drug; in the immortal words of rick James COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG!!!!!. The basis behind this post is about the scary as fuck meth commercials that come on late at night;  i mean these commercials are intense.

But meth is intense; so the commercials have to be overly exaggerated to get their point across.Basically i will add the videos; so yall can see what i'm talking about.

ok so now you can understand it lol; on a serious note meth is highly addictive and shouldn't even be attempted once; but i also found a few spoofs and what would this post be like if i didn't find funny meth ads
Umm, why is he black? hahahaha Good ole meth, can't live with it, or with it.
Until Next Time
XOXOXO Rawwr