Ok, if yer a perv and only clicked on this because you thought there was a chance you could see a snatch , yer a loser lol. I recently saw the Vagina Monologues and i cant honestly say it was really good. I was so impressed with the shear openness of the actresses on stage, kudos to those sassy boss bitches. Well, i was a little inspired and i wanted to try and write my own; so here goes nothing.
My lady part, that mama told me not to let any boy touch; the thing that brings me pain once a month, and makes me feel dirty. My vag, ladies we hold immense power in our panties; the power to make a man or woman stop in their tracks because of whats between our legs. I like slang terms like snatch, twat, Venus fly trap, pussy and puunanny. Her name would ooze sexy appeal so her name is AnnaBelle, she's not a hoe and is definitely hard to impress. But like every girl, belle sometimes has hoe tendencies, but then her brain kicks in. You see yer vag, is like a best friend who wont lie to you. She can't fake it, if it's lame, She's gonna make it known. Just like we do with our selves; yer lady part needs to be groomed and cared for , if not you run the risk of having a wild jungle between yer legs. Hopefully one day AnneBelle can meet a nice boy who she can say ; PUT YER HANDS IN BETWEEN MY THIGHS; AnnaBelle has been with me in my darkest hour, always there to remind me of just how special and powerful i am. I'M A WOMAN, SO THAT is better than BEING A STINKY BOY.
Hope you guys liked that, if not yer a lame and should probably not ever read my shit again. When you have downtown, or boredom kicks in write yer own Vagina Monologue; Yer vagina is special, i mean there are songs just dedicated to it !!!! Vagina, Is a way better word than penis, it sounds like a disease.
Until Next Time
XOXOXO Rawwr
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